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Doutzen Kroes Likes Candy
I hope Victoria’s Secret knows that they are employing a high functioning alcoholic or retard. Just fyi.
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Tebow Looks Like a Ruhtard
Don’t worry, I haven’t decided to swear off women and turn fully homosexual quite yet. This picture of Tim Tebow is just from the weigh-in for the Senior Bowl in Alabama.
But there’s actual news to go with this new, too. Tebow is going to be in a pro-life commercial that’s going to air during the Super Bowl. As anyone who’s ever watched 2 seconds of Florida football knows, Tebow is a Christian. So I’m sure there will be lots of people protesting this commercial and possibly setting fire to Tebow’s pets and family members. We’ll see.

